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(March 21 - April 19)
Now, listen here. It's time for you to hibernate and get in touch with your mellow and intorverted self. On the 7th, light candles, lie low, and contemplate the meaning of life. Or at least listen to some Ben Harper and weep over a distant and inexplicable pain.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: Buck up already and use milennial technology (aka, the Internet) to its fullest potential. Randomly e-mail a guy you like and see how he responds.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: Take this month to frolic around with your man and do easy, couple-type things: see movies, go bowling, sip some tea, stroll through the park.
LUCKY DAYZ:...Mon 10...Sat 22...Thu 27...
(June 22 - July 22)
After the 11th, your life is pretty fun and carefree, and you're enjoying it like a pig enjoys mud.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: You are a confident buttercup, emitting a peaceful aura. Your perfect matches are Capricors and Pisces.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: You're so much less of a control freak this month. When your boyfriend blows you off for football, you hardy utter even a peep of horror!
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Tue 4...Fri 14...Sat 22...
(September 23 - October 23)
It's a great time to take care of all those old tasks that have been weighing on your brain. Clean out your wardrobe on the 16th and immerse yourself in art class.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: You won't be for long. You might suddenly lock eyes with an Aquarius and fall in love.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: Love is in the air and you're happy to have someone special to share your feelings with. Don't forget that he's also a great friend.
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Sat 1...Mon 10...Thu 20...
(December 22 - January 20)
Mars, the Vin Diesel of planets, is in your sign March 5 through April 22, making this month stimulating and exciting. You're in a great mood after the 11th and you suddenly feel completely comfortable talking to strangers.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: A tepid trip to the mall can totally change your destiny. You bump into a boy and there's instant attraction.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: Has your love life been lackluster lately? Spice it up with a trip to an art gallery.
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Mon 3...Sun 16...Mon 31...
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(April 20 - May 20)
Venus inspires you to work toward acquiring some fancy-schmancy award, like a medal for gymnastics. Ace your tests and get straight A's. Sounds easy enough, right?
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: Your attracted to a Capricorn around the 15th. Just don't get too hung up on him -- he may not be the Lothario he pretends to be.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: It's time to know your boyfriend on a deeper level. Allow him to cry on your shoulder while he divulges his secrets. Afterward, eat some pizza.
LUCKY DAYZ:...Sun 16...Tue 18...Wed 26...
(July 23 - August 22)
Make sure you're putting enough time and energy into your family life. Your relatives need you around more than you realize.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: A friendship you have with a guy intensifies this month -- you might be tempted to give him a long smooch.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: Do something as a team with your man on the 24th. Come up with a mind-blowing original project for this year's science fair. It will be a whole new way of spending time as a couple. Trust me on this one.
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Thu 6...Wed 19...Sun 23...
(October 24 - November 22)
You're creative, romantic, and wise beyond your years. In other words you're an "old soul." Stick to your guns on March 11 and don't get swayed by someone else's opinion on things.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: Both the new moon on the 3rd and the full moon on the 15th bring with them a chance for romance. Ask the guy you've been eyeing for a date.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: Maybe he hasn't been that loyal to you. Well, it's time to kick him ot the curb! Of course, if he's been good, write him a card telling him how great he is.
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Wed 12...Fri 21...Sun 30...
(January 21 - February 18)
Venus sashays her way into your sign on the 3rd, where she hangs out through the 28th. You'll be looking sensational and getting tons of invites to all the coolest parties around. Lucky girl.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: Boys are drawn to your sarcasm and biting wit. Beneath it all you are a delicate little flower with a soul as tender as a salmon fillet. You ideal March match is a Gemini.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: Stop shaking you bosoms around and flirting with everyone. It will drive your boyfriend crazy and make him resent you.
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Tue 4...Wed 19...Mon 24...
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(May 21 - June 21)
March is a time when you might hve to say good-bye to some toxic friends, make new ones, and reprioritize your social calender.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: You'll be drawn to a soulful, deep-thinking Aquarius. Doesn't that sound amazing?
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: You'll be spending so much time with your boyfriend this month that he might really start to irritate you. If, on the 12th, you find yourself saying rude things about his pimples, take a deep breath and bite your tongue. He's a smelly boy, for Pete's sake. He can't help it!
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Sat 1...Tue 11...Wed 19...
(August 23 - September 22)
March 11 is a turning point. I think that a quirky goth girl with chronic halitosis may show you a different way of looking at things. Don't be too quick to dismiss the unfamiliar.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: Attract boys to your sid during the romantic new moon on the 3rd. Look for an artistic Pisces with piercing blue eyes.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: Don't do anything rash should your boyfriend start to annoy you beyond belief. You are just having a minor spell and need a few days to recoup and remember why you love him.
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Thu 13...Mon 17...Wed 26...
(November 23 - December 21)
Your focus turns to home and family life this month. You're a regular Martha Stewart, making crafty dollhouses with your little cousins. You'll be both nurturing and nurtured -- what synergy!
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: You find yourself drawn to a skinny bespectacled worm on the 21st. Isn't that part of his charm?
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: It might be good to hang out at your boyfriend's house -- I think his mom is worth getting to know.
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Thu 6...Wed 19...Sun 23...
(February 19 - March 20)
You're filled with amazing ideas on the 11th. Lock youself in your room with paper and pencils and keep a record of the inventions you come up with -- this is a month to be inspired.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE: The full moon on the 15th motivates you to approach that boy who's been making eyes at you all year long. Don't even try to play like you're shy.
IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP: When Venus, the planet of love, moves into your sign on the 28th, plan something special with that lovely boy of yours!
LUCKY DAYZ: ...Fri 7...Fri 21...Tue 25...
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